bopbopdoooowop! sheebedooooowop bopbop doooo yeah yeah !
When parents ask you ...
“Hey , did you get home safely?” “No, I died, like, four times.”
Tumblr notification bubble is back!!!
Omg its the first of february!
denzelgtfo: It’s january 31….
That awkward moment when you're sitting in class...
muchtoomuchtosay: alybsofly: taynamagalhaes: And you think: “if you can read my thoughts, cough once.” Omggg I do that all the time.. Lmao THAT right there, is the truest statement. And I swear when you are thinking them, someone namely the lecturer/teacher always glances over!
When someone asks you when you're going to get a...
…and you’re just like “I don’t know, I guess tomorrow when I walk out of my house I’ll just choose one from the swarm of guys/girls that all come sprinting towards me.” PAHAHAHAHA
listening to steeldragon
-ginger: “Stand up and shout Stand up stand up stand up and let it out Stand up and shout Stand up stand up I know what you want and what your thinking I can free your sexuality No ones ever tortured you with pleasure Pleasures all you’ll ever feel from me” (;
-ginger: Bon Jovi | Livin’ On A Prayer
looking through my ancient posts
WHEN WAS I FRIENDS WITH A TWENTY YEAR OLD MEXICAN?!
pris0nsex: yeah you’re cute but don’t let that shit go to your head.
and SPIT like a man!– Rose “Dawson”
i want to build a really, really big tree fort. just for kicks. or maybe i’ll live in it….
Top 10 Lies A Band Member Tells
justdoesntmakeanysense: 1. Of course I remember you! I’m just bad with names. 2. We will always be there to meet our fans after a show. 3. Sorry we’re not coming to your city, but we promise we will next tour. 4. We haven’t changed, we’re just growing as a band. 5. I hate band sluts too! 6. That homemade shirt is really cute! 7. I’m sorry we had to cancel, but we’ll make it up to you! 8....
Day 20 - Why do YOU think Misfits is a fucking...
fuckyeahmonkeyslut: The sex scenes are hotor funny All the superpowers I’d never thought of Nathan is really funny, and sometimes I laugh so much I start to cry They swear all the fucking time So many scenes that make me go dfghjklvbn The lovely surprises (I’d never even thought about the possibility that Simon was the mysterious guy in the mask..) (Simon&Alisha surprised me even more...
That awkward moment when you realize you forgot to...
this computer remembered me , weird.
if i had to guess...
double ear infection. sinus infection. just like every other year.